Numbskull:

ROFL!!

funny.

I can't get over this. It's just so funny!

you're weird......

probably why i like you.

*grins*

http://www.lefthandedtoons.com/284/

I love this site!

hehehe yeah, it's cute.

My only wish is that they'd show the comic in their RSS feed.... most of the time I can't be bothered to click through

Thats the main reason I don't use RSS... I can't be bothered clicking through everything

Oh no, most blogs have a full feed, so there's minimal clicking thru.

You should give it another go

i like that one.....it's funny.....

I've done something similar many times.

For example, I had to drive to a new location last Saturday. And I got hopelessly lost. I called Pierre and asked him if he could look at Google maps for me, but he was on his way home, so we agreed that I'd call him in 10 mins.

As I was sitting there in my car, I decided I'd better get a pen for when he gives me the direction. I opened my glovebox - and my trusty ol map book practically falls out.

D'oh!!

yeah.....there are many times when my reliance on technology sort of smacks me in the head.

hehehe yeah!

Don't know why I posted this..... just came across it and felt they belonged in here somehow

It's from the "Alternative life instructions"

they're funny.

HAHAHAHAHA

I'd forward the yoga one to my dad.... if he had any way of receiving it

Replying to something further up, I set my RSS reader to load the whole page, not just the contents of the feed - I got bored of clicking through every time too.

Which reader do you use SK?

I use Google reader, and I'm fairly sure there isn't such a thing. You get what they send through

I use the Firefox add-on NewsFox

This is bloody brilliant... Paris Hilton's response to McCain's ad against Obama.

I know it's almost certainly scripted, rehearsed and/or read from a teleprompter... but hell, so are the politicians' speeches 

Yeh, I saw that. Funny, but I find it hard to laugh when it's her

I miss my home computer... I can't see any of these! 

Got your connection going?

Not yet grrr

Darn!! It's been ages already!

I knoooowwwwww

Can you please call them up and tell them to return my friend to me?

I reckon lol.. I called them on the weekend. Apparently its some backend issue which they're resolving and I'm waiting for them to get back to me. They're lying.. I know it

Bloody hell!

I'm gonna call them back today and ask what's going on. They said they'd call me first thing this morning but they are perth-based so there's a 2 hour delay.

Calling now.. Like right now this second LOL

Okay cool.

*channels moral support*

Please specify your reason for absence....

Make sure you read the ensuing discussion. There are some funny folks out there!

Classic.

I'm so keeping that list for when I need an excuse lol

that is beautiful - a few of my favourites are: Detachment from reality, Foreign body (i thought of a swedish girl straight away), and obsessive compulsive disorder (sorry i couldn't come in but i couldn't stop locking and relocking the fornt door)

Ooohh Nice one simon!!

fornt = front (apparently being dyslexic isn't a valid reason)

"General Symptoms"

LOL!

personality disorder!

"sorry, couldn't come in to work today cause i'm a dick, and all you guys are just swell"

"Threatened abortion" - wtf?

hahahaha

You guys are hilarious!

"i'm not coming in to work today - if you make me i'll abort this project"

couldn't quite say the word baby even as a joke

Oohh... maybe...

See i was thinking from maybe trauma of being threatened

But if I was the threatened foetus then I wouldn't want to go to work either

HAHAHAHAHA

Keep going.... you two are on a roll!

And Simon, replacing baby with project makes it oh-so-much funnier

i don't understand "wax". Is that hair removal, ear, hair, surfboard, candle?

Ah! candle . . . .  "sorry boss, couldn't come in to work today cause i slipped and 'fell' on a candle - it's a wax related absense"

Maybe it's an euphemism for 'burnt out'?

It's the hair that would worry me....

as in - "i couldn't get my style just right so i didn't come in to work"

i don't understand "wax". Is that hair removal, ear, hair, surfboard, candle?

maybe, some freaky sex-capade  accident?

They were trying to remove hair, but an ear came off instead, so they took their hair and surfboard and made a candle?

lol!

The sick-call on a Monday morning....

Employee: "I'm sorry I can't come to work today. I've been taking medication and the effects haven't worn off yet".

Boss: "What medication were you taking?".

Employee:  "Viagra...."

Why do you always do that?

Do what?

Make excuses?

*shrug*

Best. Thing. Ever.

Totally funny blog post

Hey, that's amazing photography, of that bug..or whatever it is..

Look at the eyes on the thing!

YEAH!

i thought so too.......i was too busy trying to keep up at the time to respond...

LOL!

How come no one commented on the post itself? Specifically the comment it highlights?

“Unimaginably bizarre as it might be to see the world through insect eyes, it must be even more of a mindfuck to see the world through droplet-covered insect eyes.”

You mean this comment? hahaha

hehehe yesh

i didn't see that...

*tsk tsk*

nice.

Sorta fits with the discussion abt me being a bot earlier

yeah....i got that....

Me thinks this cat has watched too many horror movies...

HAHAHAHA!!!

That clip needs a Psycho sountrack or something added to it

and that brings me back up to date on my Tangling...

You guys post a hell of a lot of messages in a couple of days.

Well thank heavens you're back with us - we wouldn't want you to miss anything else now would we!

That's punishment for being away SK....

I type more when I'm sad

welcome back, sk.

sure was glad you weren't around long enough for me to get a riddle point.

that video is awesome.

lol!

The middle one... everytime I see the first one, I turn it over...

LOL yeah me too

me too.

I'm soooo glad I'm not the only one...

it's just the right way to do it.

And I never get why others I've lived with don't get it....

And it seems everybody I've ever lived with does it like that - are we a dying breed?

Sometimes I think we are....

The day I find a guy who does things like I do, ie hand toilet paper the same way, arranges cans etc, I'll set my principles aside and procreate with him.... we need more of us!

trust me that's not a good plan.

hahahahaha

The first one is the correct way.

If I see any like the middle one, I turn them over, because you have a bit of paper flapping in the breeze. (it's uncivilised)

The first one is WRONG!!

The first one is wrong because it's unsanitary to have your toilet paper against the wall

Only for those of you that use both sides of it..

Second one makes more sense mechanically

Plus you don't lose the edge of the roll!

No.. think about it - if your paper is against the wall and you occasionally/accidentally touch the wall while getting your paper, imagine all the germs left on that wall by you or other people. That then touches every piece of paper that goes against the wall.. eww...

It doesn't make any sense at all....

Lose the edge ....pffft

what about the seat and the flush button and the door knob

It's your responsibility! I clean the toilet everytime i use it (before and after), and use a paper towel, or bit of loo roll to open the door.

It sounds strange, but it's a habit built-in to me now, and I do it like its second nature - I don't understand why more people aren't aware personal hygeine

Actually, I try not to touch the handles on most doors...

money is the worst. it's the only thing that i don't constanlty clean, but I tend to use my card everywhere i go anyway

You go through that ritual at home too?

ok.... I'm not quite like Morgan... But the roll stance stands!

the first example wastes paper.

Yeah all the time - it wasn't so bad when I lived by myself, but since living with flatmates I now do it regularly.

the first example wastes paper.

How do you work that out, moneypenny?

it's a fact.

How?

You can't see how much you're pulling off?

i'm searching for my proof.

LOL!

Do you close your eyes...

i found it:

this is correct

See, I said it was about the mechanics!

SEE?!?!?!

Well done bluegirl

i'm very resourceful.

1. The guys at Current Configuration have way too much time on their hands,,
2. Their physics is deficient..
3. Their eyesight is poor..
4. And it's a load of crap..(pardon the pun)

and once again....i'm not doing my homework .....

Good on ya, moneypenny 

STILL haven't done my office report - bluegirl, I promise I will take it home tonight!

Oh crap... I need to do my taxes!

Damn.. me too

Do you know when the cut off date is?

October 31st - plenty of time

Ahhhh.... YAAAY!

*hugs Morgan*

That means I don't have to do it till I get back!

October 31st - plenty of time

those are words that will get you into big trouble.....

trust me.

hahahahah

True....

I always do my tax sometime in october... although I really should do it sooner because i really need the money

I always thought it was end of August for some reason.... I did mine then last year...

Back to the toilet paper debate, I'm a definite over-hang favourer. Having the end sheet disappearing down the back of the roll is just stupid and wrong and smelly and stupid 

hahaha..you can't argue with that...conclusive proof if ever i saw it...

I sent this around my office - and it seems I have some fellow "right-way" colleagues who stand by me.... It was a good response

Speaking of office.... I used to be the only female on this floor, and boy was life good....

Now, everytime I go in, something's out of place

grrrrrrrrrr

I used to be the only female working in my (old workplace) too! The guys were too scared to do anything out of place!

We sort of had an unspoken deal - If they didn't piss me off, then they got to perve on me at work.... I didn't give them permmission, but they were gonna do it anyway, unless they stuffed up and were too scared to come near me.

I was their boss so it worked out I guess.

oh man, that goes against everything i just learned in my "respect in the workplace" seminar i just had. Everything i learned has now been pushed out of my head

They have a seminar on that?!!?

Being the only female here at Tangler has been great.

This is heaven compared to when I was working in an engineering firm.... I never felt more threatened before and since then.

It got to a point that I'd wait till 8 or 9 pm before going home - when all the mechanics had left the hangars I had to walk by to leave the compound.

yeah - compulsory.

to your seminar question

Have there been issues at your work place?

nope - it's just a compulsory part of working here. Then if you get busted for inappropriate behaviour you can't say "but she let us perve on her if we kept in line". Managers get an even more comprehensive course than the rest of the company.

Oh!

It's a strange world where male and female adults have to be taught how to work with each other....

One would think they would have covered that in kindy

I didn't mean it like that!

I just meant that I didn't have a go at them for doing it! Boys will be boys, and they weren't doing it offensively.

What else are they supposed to do when the only vegetable amoung the sausages was me...

(that was probably the worst metaphor i've even used....)

*sigh*

hahahaha Not Rose among the Thorns?

hahahahahahaa.

Maybe vegetable was the wrong choice - the only vegetable i can think of when mentioning sausages is a carrot

Yeah... honestly couldn't think of anything - my mind went completely blank!

I was trying to describe what a woman would be to a "sausage-fest"

EWWWWWWWWWW

*covers eyes, trying to get rid of mental image*

*digs hole again*

I was trying to describe what a woman would be to a "sausage-fest".

Maybe saukraut? or mashed potato?

OKKKK...... REPHRASE:

What else are they supposed to do when I'm the only girl working in a store full of boys...

ummm.... work?

*stops digging momentarily*

hehehe I'm just being silly

LOL! I know what you mean.... I just hope you get what I'm trying to say! (whatever that may be) lol

Yesh, I gets it...

Vegetables and sausage connotations aside

Suddenly feeling hungry

Me too actually

yeah i get it too - i'm just poking fun. (but it still comes under the title of 'inappropriate behaviour' according to the seminar.)

And please, don't mention eating right after the analogies we were just using

Muahahahaha!!!!!

HAHAHAHA!

vegetable among the sausages!

heheeheheh Eggactly

I thought we were over this....

It'll never cease to be funny

morgan.....i am actually not teasing you.....whether or not it's a perfect fit (lol).....,i understood what you meant.....,and i found it to be awesomely hilarious.

Oh, I knew you weren't teasing! I just thought the joke got old.. lol - i guess you weren't around when it was posted

exactly.

HAHAHA IDIOT:

ROFL!!!

Too funny!

hahahahaha

Yeah I literally LOL'd  for ever when I saw this !!

That's gold.

I like how s/he added it like it would be a common suggestion in the first place

Not so stupid: many more asked the same question

All thought scanning mirrors would work, although there was a duplicate entry a few weeks ago after this picture was posted on stumbleupon

I like the girl who thought filming a mirror and then playing it back would work...

HAHAHAHAHAHA

HELP!!

?

Is that like the 'Castle of Aaaarrggg....', Dek?

And lol....!

Castle of what??

Yeah, I was thinking the same!

From Monty Python and the Holy Grail... lol

From Wikiquote:

[The Knights, along with Brother Maynard, venture into the cave and find the runes.]

Arthur: There! Look!

Lancelot: What does it say?

Galahad: What language is that?

Arthur: Brother Maynard! You are our scholar.

Brother Maynard: [studies the runes] It's Aramaic.

Arthur: What does it say?

Maynard: It says, 'Here may be found the last words of Joseph of Arimethea: "He who is valiant and pure of spirit may find the Holy Grail in the Castle of Aaaaarrrgh"'.

[pause]

Arthur: What?

Maynard: '"...The Castle of Aaaaarrrgh"'.

[pause]

Bedevere: Where is that?

Maynard: He must have died while carving it.

Lancelot: [incredulous] Oh, come on!

Maynard: Well that's what it says.

Arthur: Look, if he was dying, he wouldn't bother to carve 'Aaaaarrrgh'. He'd just say it!

Galahad: Perhaps he was dictating.

Oohh... never saw it

HAHAHAHAHAHHA

Love it!

That's it, I HAVE to get my grubby paws on those flims

Tee hee, they are really classic. That's the type of humor you'd expect in modern times

I doubt it.... rarely see that humour these days

I do in America...

...

And isn't that what matters?

...

...

Go America!

... On the other hand...

Your fingers are different!

Umm... yeah...

Come on, that was hilarious...

Oh... yeah... sorry... forgot to laugh....

Just too mature of humor for you...

Oh? Says the person poking out their tongue...

Hey, I can poke out as many of my tongues as I.... uhh... can!